The “I’ll Pick a Color Eventually” Tee

This shirt is for the brave souls who have spent the last year obsessing over wrap colors like it’s a personality test. You’ve scrolled the Slate configurator more than you’ve scrolled your actual social media. You’ve changed your mind twelve times. You’ve asked friends, family, coworkers, and that one neighbor who definitely didn’t care. And after all that? You still don’t know what color you want.

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So here’s your shirt: one truck, too many colors. A grid of every shade you’ve convinced yourself was “the one” for about five minutes. It’s basically a mood board for indecision - a wearable reminder that choosing a wrap shouldn’t be this hard, yet somehow it absolutely is.

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Whether you end up with matte black, creamsicle orange, or whatever new color Slate drops right after you finally commit, this shirt captures the entire emotional journey.

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Wear it while you continue not choosing a color. Wear it when you change your mind again. Wear it when the truck finally arrives and you still haven’t decided. It’s fine. You’ll get there. Probably.

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Product features

Printed on a Hanes Beefy-T - A heavier sturdier shirt. Your choice of black or white.

- 100% cotton jersey (varies by color) — smooth, durable print surface

- Medium-weight fabric (6.1 oz/yd²) with a relaxed fit

- Double-needle sleeve and bottom hems for long-lasting construction

- Shoulder-taped seams and lay-flat collar to resist stretching

- Black sewn-in label; Natural color shows subtle unprocessed flecks

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Care instructions

- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)

- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed

- Tumble dry: low heat

- Iron, steam or dry: low heat

- Do not dryclean