The “Please Don’t Sue Me” Tee
I’ll be honest: this is just a shirt with the Slate logo on it. Nothing fancy, nothing groundbreaking, nothing that required any sort of artistic vision beyond “put the word SLATE on a shirt and hope nobody’s legal department is awake today.”
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I’m fully aware I’m probably not supposed to be selling this. I can practically hear a lawyer somewhere clearing their throat. But look - I’m just a guy who likes the truck, likes the logo, and figured other people might want a shirt that says “SLATE” without having to wait for the official merch drop in Q… whatever year they get around to it.
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So here it is. A basic tee. Clean logo. Red dots. The kind of thing that makes people say, “Oh cool, you got a Slate?” and you get to respond, “No, I got a T‑shirt. The truck is still in the mythical future.”
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If Slate’s legal team wants to send me a strongly worded letter, that’s fine. I’ll frame it. Hang it right next to my shipping label printer. Until then, I’m selling shirts. Wear it because you like Slate. Wear it because you like trucks. Wear it because you enjoy supporting someone who clearly doesn’t give a damn.
Either way, thanks for being part of my questionable business decisions.
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Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton lightweight fabric (153 g/m²) — soft and breathable
- Tubular knit construction with no side seams for a smooth, clean finish
- Ribbed collar with shoulder tape to maintain shape and prevent stretching
- Durable DTF/DTG prints for sharp, long-lasting graphics on sleeves and neck
- OEKO‑TEX certified and ethically sourced cotton with EU 2-year warranty
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Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
Without side seams
Knit in one piece using tubular knit, it reduces fabric waste and makes the garment more attractive
Ribbed knit with seam
Ribbed knit makes the collar highly elastic and helps retain its shape
Shoulder tape
Twill tape covers the shoulder seams to stabilize the back of the garment and prevent stretching
Fabric
Made from specially spun fibers that make very durable and smooth fabric that is perfect for printing. The "Natural" color is made with unprocessed cotton, which results in small black flecks throughout the fabric.
Age restrictions
For adults
Warranty
EU warranty - 2 years
Other compliance information
Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.
Country of origin
Made in Bangladesh
DTF sleeve prints
The sleeve prints offered by Print Clever are printed using Direct-to-Film (DTF) print method, while the rest of the prints are done with the Direct-to-Garment method
DTF inner neck labels
The inner neck labels are printed using the Direct-to-Film (DTF) print method, while the rest of the prints are done with the Direct-to-Garment (DTG) method.
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors ; Do not bleach; Tumble dry: low heat; Do not dryclean; Iron, steam or dry: low heat.
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