The Gimme More Money Shirt
I designed this shirt for one reason: money.
Not "follow my passion" money. Not "build a brand" money. I'm talking about the handful of pennies I make every time one of you impulsively clicks "Add to Cart" because a truck you haven't even taken delivery of yet has somehow become your entire personality.
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The good news is that Slate should be thrilled. Every glorious cent I earn from this shirt will eventually find its way back into their pockets when I inevitably spend it on accessories, upgrades, storage solutions, cargo attachments, dashboard gadgets, and whatever other absolutely essential things they convince me I need.
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By buying this shirt, you're financially supporting a guy whose business model depends entirely on other people making questionable financial decisions. Fortunately, as a fellow member of the Slate Pre-Order Club, questionable decisions are kind of our thing.
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Wear it proudly. You've earned it.
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Product features
- Durable, smooth medium-weight fabric designed for comfortable year-round wear
- Classic relaxed fit with a timeless crew neckline
- Seamless tubular construction reduces fabric waste and improves the shirt’s clean appearance
- Elastic ribbed collar with shoulder tape to help maintain shape and prevent stretching
- Crisp DTG and DTF printing for detailed, long-lasting graphics and labels
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
Fabric
Made from specially spun fibers that make a very strong and smooth fabric that is perfect for printing. The "Natural" color is made with unprocessed cotton, which results in small black flecks throughout the fabric
Without side seams
Knitted in one piece using tubular knit, it reduces fabric waste and makes the garment more attractive
Ribbed knit collar without seam
Ribbed knit makes the collar highly elastic and helps retain its shape
Shoulder tape
Twill tape covers the shoulder seams to stabilize the back of the garment and prevent stretching
Age restrictions
For adults
Warranty
EU warranty - 2 years
Other compliance information
Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.
Country of origin
Made in Nicaragua
Dual Printing Techniques
Sleeve prints (for Print Clever and Underground Threads) and inner neck labels are printed using Direct-to-Film (DTF) printing, ensuring crisp, detailed designs. Meanwhile, the remaining print areas are produced with Direct-to-Garment (DTG) printing.
Fiber composition
Solid colors are 100% cotton; Heather colors, Tweed, Russet, Safety Green, and Safety Orange are 50% cotton, 50% polyester; Sport Grey and Antique colors are 90% cotton, 10% polyester;
Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Do not iron; Do not dryclean; Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Tumble dry: low heat.
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Any goods purchased can only be returned in accordance with the Terms and Conditions and Returns Policy.
We want to make sure that you are satisfied with your order and we are committed to making things right in case of any issues. We will provide a solution in cases of any defects if you contact us within 30 days of receiving your order.
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